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Why don’t we laugh more often? Mainly because we have learned not to. Parents and teachers spend a good deal of time telling children, ” Wipe that smile off your face”; “Get serious”; “Settle down”; and “Stop acting silly.” In addition, laughter requires both spontaneity and surrender of control. As people become adults, they place a good deal of value on self-control and often feel ambivalent about spontaneity. But a mature adult should also understand the need for levity now and then. When Steven Spielberg was filming the holocaust movie Schindler’s list, he became so saddened by his subject that a few times a week while on location in Poland, he called comedian Robin Williams and asked him to run through some stand-up routines. If you have a particularly funny friend, you might do the same, but if not, tickle your funny bone with the help of these tips and suggestions.

1. Encourage Laughter

Encourage others to laugh. Mirth is contagious.

2. Look Out For Absurdities

Keep an eye out for the absurdities of everyday of your life. Amusing quips and situations happen all the time. If you look for them, you will find them.

3. Give Gifts

Instead of flowers or food, give sick friends humorous gifts. Try a joke book, a comedy video or a few gag items.

4. Know Your Audience

Humor is individual. Psychology Today magazine once published 30 jokes and asked readers if they found them funny. More than 140,000 readers from all over the map replied. Every joke was rated “very funny” by some readers and “not all funny” by others. In the words of comedian Henny Youngman, ” Humor is a form of communication understood by some and misunderstood by most.”

5. Develop A Humor First-Aid Kit

Keep a funny book or tape close at hand and dip into it several times a day. Wear humorous buttons and post cartoons, amusing bumper stickers and other witty items where you live, work and play.

6. Laugh At Yourself

Those without a sense of humor, once quipped, can be very funny. Of course, they do not mean to be, and when people begin laughing, those who are unintentionally funny may become embarrassed, self-conscious or insulted. If this happens to you, try to step outside yourself and see your gaffe the way your audience sees it. Laugh at yourself and people laugh with you, not at you.

7. Keep It Tasteful

Do not poke fun at anyone’s race, ethnic group, gender, weight, occupation or anything else that might be offensive. Also avoid sarcasm and ridicule. If there has to be a butt of the joke, target yourself or some inanimate object.

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does the slendertone actually work?

see i have been watching tv programs of fitness items and i saw the slendertone. i really want to tone and firm my abs. the slendertone is and ab belt (kind of like a girdle). it contracts your muscles and tightens them. i went on google to observe slendertone reviews and many reviews were positive but some were negative. is it just a scam or hoax, or does the slendertone actually work?

thankyou for your time and answeres…..

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yes it does but not that effective it will take time

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What are all the ‘official’ Diner Dash (Diner Town) games?

It is nearly impossible to find a complete list of all the official games spun off from the game Diner Dash. I want to play them all but I keep discovering new ones. Does anyone have a complete list of all the official Diner Town games? (i.e. Pet Shop Hop, Fitness Dash, etc…)

Here is a list of all the ‘official’ DinerTown games to the best of my knowledge:

2003
Diner Dash – Starring Flo

2006
Diner Dash 2: Restaurant Rescue – Starring Flo
Diner Dash 3: Flo on the Go – Starring Flo

2007
Wedding Dash – Starring Quinn
Diner Dash 4: Hometown Hero – Starring Flo & Grandma* (See Below)

2008
Dress Shop Hop – Starring Bobbi
Doggie Dash – Starring Walter & Scarlett
Pet Shop Hop – Starring Cassie
Dairy Dash – Starring the Smiths
Wedding Dash 2: Rings Around the World – Starring Quinn
Fashion Dash – Starring Coco
Cooking Dash – Starring Flo
Parking Dash – Starring Karma
Fitness Dash – Starring Jo

2009
Diaper Dash – Starring Wilson
Wedding Dash 3: Ready, Aim, Love – Starring Quinn
Cooking Dash 2: DinerTown Studios – Starring Flo

*Also there were three Diner Dash 4 Expansions that were released as theme packs. These ‘restaurants’ were released individually as episodes as well as being bundled together in packs. They are:

Diner Dash 4: Seasonal Snack Pack (Waterpark Madness, Crypt Cafe, Hometown Harvest Winter Wonderland & Romantic Rendezvous)

Diner Dash 4: Flo Through Time (The Caveman Cafe, Pharoah’s Feast, All Knight Diner, Buccaneer Bistro & Snack to the Future)

Diner Dash 4: Once Upon a Diner (1001 Bites, Through the Cooking Glass, Fee Fi Flo Fun, The Dash Slipper & Munchkin Lunchkin)

Also as of October 2009 three games were released in the DinerTown universe that were not time management games. They are:

DinerTown Tycoon (Strategy Game)
DinerTown Detective Agency (Hidden Object Game)
Avenue Flo (Adventure Game)

There were also 2 Spongebob Squarepants Diner Dash games released but obviously they are not part of the DinerTown Universe.

If I am missing anything please someone else post additions/corrections. Hope this helps!

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